Random thought: I want there to be an app sort of like Grindr but for fandom friendships. “Here are all the geeks in your area who will talk with you about Buffy for six hours straight.”
MAKE THAT HAPPAN
Every time that esurance commercial comes on I’m like, “I’m so 100% sure that is John Krasinski talking” and I finally googled it after seeing it for like the thousandth time and it’s him so I feel pretty accomplished
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin